“This is just to say that I am predictable – but, you knew that, didn’t you? You know exactly what I am going to say and do upon any given occasion. It does take some of the worry out of life. It also inevitably leads to ‘no surprises’.
if you knew me, or know me, at all; you would know that my every response to a given phrase or TV advert can be relied upon to be consistently identical.
“Green!” I will shout at the box in the corner. I know that the lady’s favourite colour is red; but, I insist on seeing the lack of humour in my ‘call’ as being funny.
if you know what I am on about (or even which planet I am from) then you get brownie points and a chocolate fudge cake surprise (no chocolate!) as reward.
It helps to think laterally, or literally not to think at all.
This has been a rather random blog post brought to you by me instead of something of true worth.
As is usual in these cases, I apologise to you, dear reader, for wasting your time, and will refund you 10’6 in old money upon production of a valid recipe.