An artist attacked by a weasel
Defended himself with his easel
Or was it the other way around
An artist attacked by his easel
No, that’s not right…
It was a ferret
Easy to get those two mixed up
Ferrets and easels
So, to recap,
An artist attacked by his-
Perhaps it wasn’t an artist;
I know, it could have been a used-car salesman, or a barber;
Very easy to get those two mixed up
Especially if they look quite similar.
Anyway, a used-car salesman (or a barber)
Was attacked by a ferret
Or an ermine
(Though ermines are far rarer by far)
He wasn’t too badly hurt,
And after a few weeks recuperation…
He was released back into the wild.
As for the ermine – it was fine.